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Toast 'Well Well Well' Softstyle Tee

Toast 'Well Well Well' Softstyle Tee


There have been many legendary battles over time, Luke and Darth Vader, David and Goliath, Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney, to name but a few. Still, there has been rare few encounters as epic as the face offs of Steven Toast and Ray fucking Purchase. I'm sure Ray will turn up too at some point soon to steal Toasts' thunder, just like he always fucking does. Now, like high winds actor Steven, you can light up the town in any inclement weather condition, with sparkling anecdotes of your time treading the boards of the London stage in fucking awful plays and the like. Be sure to check the other 'Toast' T-Shirts in this Samfuckintastic range of quality clobbeeeeeeeeerr!


You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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